- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a man walks into a bar… and gets a bad bruise and a big bump.

Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

whats funny about anti jokes? nothing hince the name ANTI.

What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? Quite obviously, still quizzical, being that tests are just longer, harder quizzes.

Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

I'm trying to find out how many people in the world have Alzheimers, do you? No. Bananas.

Ian Watkins was excited to attend the opening of the children's ward at the hospital today. It went well and the day was a success.

Whats worse than a truck full of dead babies? A live baby trying to eat his way out.

The Dali Lama walks into a pizza parlor and asks the owner to make him one with everything. After 20 minutes or so the owner brings the Dali Lama a pizza with every available topping. After he finished eating the Dali Lama thanked the owner and left a nice tip.

Q:how do you make a rockstar cry? A: hit him with a breifcase

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Vacuum, purple, zebra.

What do you call a squirrel in my yard? Dead.

Your blood is red. Your bruises are blue. I have a gun. Now drag your carcass away from my residence.

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

What do you call someone with no arms, one leg,and an eye patch? names

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

What is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into your grandmother and finding a fish

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

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