My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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watch me nae nae

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

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Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

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People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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okay i know you read this far but this is the turning point

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Why did the priest take a little boy into the back room? To talk about the boy's future.

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Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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What did Robert Kardashian say at O.J.'s most recent trial? Nothing. He died of esophagal cancer

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Is a tomato a vegetable? Depends if it is comatose.

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A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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