- Anti Joke

You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

what's the difference between me and callum ? a couple of miles.... and id like to keep it that way

How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

yo mama so fat she decided to go on a diet :)

Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house. Just kidding. Micky Mouse isn't real.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

I17. I17. I17. That was my best impression of a Bingo caller.

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Why didn't the boy cross the street? He didn't have legs

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know why one side of the "v" formation of a flock of geese is longer don't you? Cause it has more geese in it.

What's dry and unpleasant to eat? Sand.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

How do you stop a baby from making bad grades? You throw a javelin at its head.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

What makes us laugh? Definitely not this joke!

so a man walks into a bar *pint of bud there please

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

gingers