every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute goes by.

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Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts

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Two women that are both blonde were driving together down a hill. Suddenly, the brakes fail and one blonde says "Oh no, we're gonna crash. The blonde in the passenger seat says "Don't worry, there's a stop sign." Then the blonde driver says "I'm not dumb okay, that's yield sign.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know; I was too busy masturbating.

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Why Is Six Afraid of Seven? because he is black.

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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Why did the boy lick the window? He had Down's syndrome

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

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How many Jews fit in an oven? Nein

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What's worse than falling off a horse? Falling off a cliff.

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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There is a blonde, a redhead, and a brunnette stuck on a deserted island. the redhead gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk the 100 miles back to shore. she begins swimming, gets 10 miles out, gets tired, and drowns. the brunnette gets sick of being trapped, so she decides to risk it too. she gets 50 miles, gets tired, and drowns. The blonde decides to escape as well. she is able to swim 98 miles, gets tired, and swims back.

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Man: Doctor, everything I touch hurts. Doctor: Okay. Let's test it out by first touching your leg. Man: It hurts. Doctor: What about your arm? Man: It hurts as much. Doctor: What about your back? Man: It still hurts. Doctor: I see......your fingers are broken.

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what do a heater and a dead baby have in common? a dead baby is only warm for a small period of time

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Q) What's worse than getting dumped by text? A) Getting hit by a fridge.

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what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

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Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

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Whats worse than spilling ketchup on your shirt? Getting hit by a bus

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Knock Knock! Who's there? John.

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Knock knock Who's there? A fireman. You're house burned down.

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Q: What did the train say when it sneezed twice? A: Trains are inanimate objects, thus they cannot sneeze or talk. Are you an idiot?

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TOP COMMENT IS MINE!

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