- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stapled to a deer

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit halfway by a car.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

Q: What did the black man do at KFC? A: nothing, he ate dinner at home.

I have CDO it's like OCD but in the right order

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

whats dumb and small? dandruff

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you think it octopus.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What?

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum... ...and I'm all out of ass but still have plenty of bubblegum to sit down and chew in a quiet and leisurely manner.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What do you you call a mexican that jumped the border? successful

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Q:What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting raped by a giant scorpion

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir......my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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