Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

what can you blow up and sleep with at night? An air mattress

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? - Nothing This homeless man got a gift for his Birthday. What happened to the gift? - It got stolen the following day What did this homeless man get for New Year? - Still nothing Get real.

your mama is so stupid stole a free sample

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

An Irish man walks past a bar... it could happen...

Joke

A White guy, Black guy and Hispanic are all on the same bus. They get off at their predetermined stops and continue their day.

Latvia isn't a joke

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

- Wanna see a magic trick? - Sure - Too bad. I don't know any.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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