whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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Actually it was me Josh brown

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

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NASCAR

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Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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the midget went to the midget store

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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Your mother is so stupid that she had to study, a lot.

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Why didnt timmy go to the party Mom said no

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how many cookies did the fat kid eat? a perfectly reasonable amount of cookies.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye patch? Names.

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ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

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Q:Wats worse then cutting ur lawn A: diarea on a sunday morning

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A man has had too many beers late at night. The bartender says "Sir, I'm going to have to cut you off"

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Who kille the Mockingbird? George Bush: i wish i could know the answer for this question, but belive me i am thinking.

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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