why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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What did the average man say the the bird? HOODINI

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When does the ice cream get thrown at the yellow horse on thursday evening? Purple Monkey Rainbow

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What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

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James Patrick Campbell

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What is the mexican dream? To jump the border

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A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he'd would like to make a wager. The bartender replies, "no."

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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if girls witth big boobs work at hooters where does the girl with one leg work.... walmart

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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What the last thing that went through Osama's mind? A bullet

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What did the horse say to the cow? Nothing because animals cannot speak.

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

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There is a very old lady at the bottom of a long flight of steep stairs with a large amount of groceries piled up in her hands. How did she make it to the top?? She walked.

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What's the worst part of being raped by a unicorn? Being sentenced to a life of shame and humiliation.

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guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

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A man walks into a bar. It's a fine establishment. He orders a couple of beers and takes a cab home like a responsible man would. He is then killed with a croquet mallet.

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Why is Kim Jong Un so horrible? I forgot the rest of the joke but your mum is a whore

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There was a little boy in kindergarten who really had to go to the bathroom. So he asked his teacher if he could go to the bathroom, and she told him he could go at snack time. The little boy really had to go to the bathroom, so he asked his teacher again, and like before, she told him to wait until it was snack time. The little boy had to go very very badly and asked the teacher one more time. This time the teacher said "if you can say the alphabet, then you can go to be bathroom" so the little boy got up all his courage and started off with "A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z." Then the teacher said,"good job" and let him go to the bathroom. When he went there was a man waiting in the stall who brutally raped and murdered the boy.

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What happens when you mix bleach and ammonia? You eventually die of respiratory failure from inhaling chlorine gas and possibly an exploding toilet.

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An american, a brit and a mexican are on a plane. The brit throws out a bag of tea, explaining to the confused others: "We have so much tea in England we can just throw it out!". The mexican proceeds by throwing a bag of peppers out, explaining "We have so much peppers in Mexico, we can just throw it out!". The american proceeds to throw the mexican out of the plane. "Why did you do that?!" exclaimed the brit. The american turned around. "He killed my wife."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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