How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one. Any more than that and they would just be getting in each others way.

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Whats more worse than a dead baby? You shouldn't be thinking about dead babies or stuff worse than them, it is sad.

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Q. What's brown and circular? A. MEATBALLS!

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Q:What is harder than nailing ten dead babies to a tree? A:Nailing one dead baby to ten trees.

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what do you call 69 babies in one room? a room full of babies

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Who would win Coolio or Vannlia Ice? nieth because Chuck Norris did a round house kick.

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Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

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Q: Whats worse than finding 10 babies in a trash can? A: Finding 1 baby in 10 trash cans!

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It's like they always say, you get what you pay for. Unless your a woman, then you get what other men pay for.

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

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Do you feel lucky punk, well do ya? ..Umm i'm sorry :/ I'm not gay!... I'm into chicks...you know?!

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What do you call people who play dance dance revolution? Dancers

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Whats worse than Sandy Hook Massacre? 9/11

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Oh no! I forgot the milk!

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What did Justin Bieber say when he lost his tampon? Where's my tampon?

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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what do you call a black man in a car? -a person who passed his drivers test

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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