- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

How did the girl get her Mardi Gras beads? She purchased them at a reasonable price from a party store.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

I see you driving 'Round town with the girl I love And I'm like, Haiku!

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

I once met a man named Steve. I said, "Hello."

roses are red you are dumb no one will care when you die

Simba was moving slow,so I told him to MUFASA!!!

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at its face.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

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Why was the 7 year old girl crying? Because its hard to laugh during gang rape.

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