Ken wins!

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I heard that you could burn punds so I found a fat kid and set him on fire

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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The moment where Perfect Cell returns declaring he has become "even more perfect" There is no level above perfect :P But sure Cell, strive to improve further on your "perfection", oh he is dead nevermind. Still my favorite character, narcissist, with a touch of class, and a sadistic personality, what more can you wish for?

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Knock knock! Who's there? A Doorbell salesman.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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How do you get 100 Jews into a car? You can't. It's physically impossible.

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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Whats slower than molasses? A dead baby.

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What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

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when a friend comes over and says: hey, do you have a bathroom??? NO!!! I shit in my yard!!!!!

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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Q: A vandal walked into a bar. What did the bartender say? A: Nothing, the vandal had covered him and the bar in pritt stick before he had the opportunity to speak, then left with his penguin accomplice, Reginald the third.

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What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

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good looking women

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what's worse than a pile of dead babies? a pile of dead babies with a live one at the bottom eating its way out.

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What is blue? The sky! Hahaha best joke to laught at with all of your buds hehehehehee

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120mph car crash

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The Chicken was crossing the road one afternoon, he was fined by a police officer for J walking He made it to the other side.

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who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

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Why are all teachers stupid? They´re not. Why would you say that?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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