- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

why didn't Marlin monroe ( http://fr.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marilyn_Monroe ) use the iphone app guitar hero because she died before the iphone was invented !

Q:Whats rhe best part about spinning a baby round and round Stopping it with a shovel

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

Why did the little girl go to the hospital?........................Beacuse she fell when trying to steal cookies out of the cookie jar on top of the fridge.

did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

Why don't midgets live in penthouses? They can't reach the button in the elevator.

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

What did the orphan say to his parents? nothing

Want to hear an anti joke? Me too thats why Im on this site.

Dear crush, I want to drink you

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She doesn't have arms. Knock, knock, Who's there? Not Sarah.

I asked a girl on a date. She said no.

Why was the black guy being talked to by several policemen? Because he was advertising a new renting deal on an apartment downtown and the two policemen were openly gay and have a right to live together.

What did the girl call the boy? ugly. they hated eachother.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

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