- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

whats the difference between friends and cement? if you soak friends in liquid and then repeatadly shock them they will die

roses are reddish voilets are blueish if it weren't for christmas we'd all be jewish

What did the arsonist shout out in the movie theater? Nothing. He set the exits ablaze and said absolutely nothing.

Why did the cat lick the black guy. Because the cat thought it was dirty.

jim is constantly asking bob the same questions, bob brings this to attention and suggests that jim might have amnesia. jim agrees and they move on iwth the conversation. minutes later jim asks a simaler question brought to attention earlier because he has amnesia

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

whats a porn stars favorite number? 69...

what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

whats up with that? i'm from jersy

Pacient: Doctor Doctor i think im becoming a vegetable... because of my heriditory bone marrow mutation

a 7 year old child is watching a show that involves a c0ck, an ass, a bitch, and a bastard......... However this show is completely appropriate for a 7 year old, what could possibly be inappropriate about a chicken, donkey, dog and an orphan?

The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

What do you call 20 Investment Bankers buried to their necks in sand? A team building exercise at the beach sponsored by an Investment Bank.

How do u kill a mocking bird? Stab it

Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

sorry son your nanas been put down

Why couldn't the chicken cross the road? it has no legs.

A bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "Can I have... ...a beer." The bartender asks, "What's with the large pause?" To which the bear replies, "I have... ...a speech impediment."

Two muffins are in an oven. They procede to bake at 325 degrees for thirty minutes.

What did the girl say in her French lesson? Miss, I don't get it, its in a different language.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

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