- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

how much will u suck my dick for? $100, $50, $25, o u said none so u give freebees!!!!

Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

Obama.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

darude- sandstorm

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

Why did the plane crash? A loaf of bread was the pilot

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

What's brown and rhymes with poop? Dr. Dre.

YOLO You only like Oreos

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

What do you get when you cross a black man and a Mexican man? I don't know.

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