An early Jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody and then transported by railcar to a camp where he and other persecuted minorities are deliberately imprisoned in a relatively small space with inadequate facilities where they await their eventual mass execution.

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

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Whats bright red and claws at the window? Baby in a microwave.

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What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

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Ready for something funny? nothing

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what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

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Abe Lincholn had a son, But he died

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What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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Why did Sandy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sandy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? Two piles of dead babies.

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Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

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A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

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I woke up today

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Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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