24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

- Helen Keller

What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

A cow walks down the stairs. Not really. They are incapable of walking down stairs. It actually died on the roof.

I also wanted to write a joke but I forgot it so here I am. Minecraft rocks and everyone who says otherwise is a noob

What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

A woman was strolling around town when she turned into a dark alley. She was cold and scared. Suddenly a ferocious looking man jumped out with a knife. The end.

what is funnier then this joke? A jewish muslim that is asian, balck, and mexican,and is woomen crossing the border then geting shot and hung by a rope of dead babies

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

A baby walks into a bar, not long before it leaves out of the bar.

100 chefs walk into a bar

Sprechen zie deutsche? nein!

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

What do you call a joke book without a title? A joke book!!!!

What did Washington say to California? WC

Roses are red, My name is Dan, I have a gun, get in the van

Justin

melons are berries, tomatoes are fruit, being a smart-ass isn't that good.

why did the golfer ware two ares of paents. if he got a hole in one

why was the cream sad? he was frozen and turned into a popular dessert

What did the man say to his wife before she made him a sandwhich? Do your job and make me a sandwhich.

what did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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