Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock (who's there?) Not Sally.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she wasn't a woman

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What's smaller then a midget? A baby midget.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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Once upon a time there was a cowboy. He died. The end.

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How do you get a black man down from a tree? If the man cannot climb down himself, perhaps call the fire department.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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why did the kid raise his hand in class because he had a question

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What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

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Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

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A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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What did Hitler say to his wife? It's time to go start the Holocaust.

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What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

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Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

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Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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