Q: How do you stop a hobo from stealing your money A: You steal the hobo

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

Why some people don't get the flu twice? Because they died!

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What was so special about Anna Frank's diary? Nothing. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

A wanted man walks into a bar. The police come and take him to jail.

Why couldnt Jimmy ride a bike? refrigerator

Question: why did the pilot crash the plane? Answer: because the pilot was a loaf of bread

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

what do you call a man with a bullet hole in his leg? A man who needs t see a doctor.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

What did the underaged man say when he walked in the bar? He asked for a Coke.

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

A blonde, red head and brunette decide the jump off a cliff....... They all die

why are black people good at sports? because i f***ed your mom

A caar pllus itno a graege. You are probably dyslexic.

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