A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

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Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

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I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

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Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

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So a man walks into a bar and gets a drink, then a man walks up to him and tries to start a fight, the first man says, "No thanks" and walks home.

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So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To get to the other ____?

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What's brown and slimy? brown slime

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You can tell I have many friends because I got them to like this.

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What happens when you roll a quarter down the street in Mexico? It rolls for a small period of time but eventually it falls over and stops rolling because quarters aren't able to roll very far on imperfect surfaces.

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What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

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How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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What's green, [ THIS BIG ] and flies around the room... A remote controlled gherkin!

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person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

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What's worse than getting raped by a duck? Getting raped by two ducks.

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How does an Asian person get overweight? By eating food with a great amount of calories and not burning then off in time.

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a chicken crosses the street to ask a man: what is an anti-joke? the man replies: a joke the chicken responds: so why do they call it an ANTI-joke? the man answers: why did the horse walk into a bar? the chicken retorts: you can't answer a question with a question! the man replies: you're a figment of my imagination, nah nah nah nah i can't hear you.

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What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

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Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

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What did the Japanese man name his black baby? -Som Ting Wong :)

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did you stub your toe?

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What did the man say to the tree? Nothing, he was a mime.

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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