- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

Simon says.. Nothing because he is deaf, so therefor he would have to sign it to you.

Is it a bird, is it a plane?! No it's.... It's a bird.

Why did the Asian woman get into a car accident? She didn't pay attention in driver school and sped through a red light and hit a bus that killed 14 children.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Thats a matter of opinion

Q. What do you get when you cross the North Korean border and an American? A. Death.

I man sees a shooting star and makes a wish. Nothing happens as shooting stars are incapable of granting wishes.

How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

Kevin: Why can't you hear a pterodactyl urinate? Bob: Because it's extinct? Kevin: No you idiot! The P is silent! Pterodactyl: RAARRGHH! (eats Bob)

why did the chicen cross the road? because it saw an excellent deal on hair products on the other side of the street.

How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

(Knocks on Helen Keller's door) You: Knock knock Helen:....

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

What's comfy and easy to wear? Shorts.

Why did the cop stop a black guy with a Rolls-Royce? Because he was speeding while on his phone and going through red traffic lights.

roses are red violets are blue your mum is a whore as are you:)

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

A white man, a black man, a Mexican man and a Chinese man were on the same bus. The didn't socialize cuz that would count as racism

A man walks into a bar After months of rehab he is giving in to his drinking abuse again and will ruin his life as well as his family

How high is a Chinaman

Johns mother asked him were he had been. John simply replied the shop.

Guess what? The Game.

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