- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

What do dogs and whales have in common? They both live in the ocean. Apart from the dog.

im @ work, LOL.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

How can you tell a blonde a brunette and a red head apart? Ask them if that is their natural hair color.

What happened when my familys break on the car didn't work? They rolled down a hill and fell off a cliff and died. I loved them.

Why was the blonde staring at the bottle of orange juice? She was reading the nutrition facts, as she was trying to watch her weight.

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

Where were guinea pigs created? Probably in Guinea Land or something.

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

Hey, I'm Schrödinger, and this is crazy! But here's a sealed box... the cat lives, maybe...

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