Why did Sara fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Roses are yellow Violets are carpet.. Get it...?

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Your mom is so fat that her Body Mass Index is 30,?which is considered obese, she should really try to lose some weight.

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Barbara Streisand

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why was the little girl crying? she just watched her whole family get murdered.

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What is Colder than a witch's tit? Not much. It was removed for biopsy and kept in the pathology freezer. At absolute zero.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he looked behind him and saw a pedophile penis in his ass.

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A black duck walks into a bar. Duck: "I'll have a beer." Bartender: " How you paying for that?" Duck: "Put it on the tax payers."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was shot.

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8--------------------- penis

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knock knock who's there Steve Go away

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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A man walks into a resteraunt and joins his friends. Then he realized he had no friends. ~YN~

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Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

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Why did sara fall out of the tree? -she had no arms.. Knock knock. -who's there? not sara.

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How can you tell if someone's a Vegan? It will probably come up in conversation, usually during the planning phase of a trip to a restaurant.

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A man goes to the movies with his wife, two hours later they drive home and find their house just the way they left it.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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Your mama's so skinny; she can fit into most swimsuits sizes 4-6 and has a rather petite bottom.

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Only in your math books can Carlos buy 14 cantaloupes without hus sanity being questioned.

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So I saw a man trying to push a plane. I asked why. He told me to mind my own business and go get ebola. And that's why I left for Africa.

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Curiosity killed the cat, Oh wait, I thought the dog did.

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why did dicks dicks the dicks dicks? because you're gay and dicks

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what do u say to a girl after you have sex with her? i like cheese

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