- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pale of water jack fell down and broke his neck and he was dead... The End

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Evicted.

What is worse than The Holocaust? That's a difficult question to answer. The term "worse" is highly subjective. It really all depends on your own personal experiences, your ethnicity, and cultural background.

What did the sailor say to the shore? Ur a beach!

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

We could have had it all Rolling in the deep You have my heart inside of your hand As you've just now inexplicably ripped it out of my ribcage.

A: Ask me if I'm a tree! B: Okay, are you a tree? A: No, no I am not.

Why was little Mat petting his dog? Just kidding his dog died in a house fire... so did little Mat

what goes woof ? A dog.

Is this the krusty Crab? No you idiot this is a phone!!!!!

If Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and Charlie Sheen were in a room together and you had a gun with two bullets, who would you shoot? Well Hitler and Bin Laden are already dead, and Charlie probably wouldn't die. Plus, I honestly don't think I could bring myself to shoot someone.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

How did the guy fall off the roof? He was pushed

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

Whats black,White and Asian? everything we are all equal

What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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