How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? none, you can't see them in the dark. Vincent

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Why did the batmobile lose a wheel? The joker was raping robin too hard

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What did the dead baby say to horse? Nothing, it was dead

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So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

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what do you call 4 black people pushing a car uphill? unfortunate

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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Girl: That's pretty big. Boy: That's what she said. Woman: Yes, I enjoys large genitals.

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I LIKE TRAINS

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your mom My mom died three years ago, please go away while i cry.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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What did the person say to the other person? "Hello."

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What's funnier than a chicken? nothing.

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a disabled man takes a walk in a park

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Why couldn't he play piano? Because he is an untalented piece of shit.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? The doctor. You have aids.

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What do you call an Islamic man fling a plane? A very frightened passenger who took over flying the plane when the pilot collapsed due to a heart attack

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What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

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There are two muffins in an oven neither can say anything at the moment, however, because both are in excruciating pain.

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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The only difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer is the taste.

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the mean terrorist said "i am going to kill your mother" that mother is now dead

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What did the doctor say to the man with cancer? You have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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