- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

i walk into a bar,and then proceed to be taken out because i am a minor -chuckles

1Q: Quick! Ask me if I'm a lemon!! 2A: Your not a lemon 1A: :/ oh :/

How many retards does it take to screw in a lightbulb? No number of them could figure it out. They sit in the dark for hours, scared of the monsters.

What's worse than an ice cream cone falling over? The Holocaust. What's worse than that? Two ice cream cones falling over.

Why did the homeless man steal food from the local grocery store? He had not eaten in three days and was forced to steal or risk possible starvation.

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

Why did the little boy drop his lollipop? He got hit by a car.

What is the name of Steven Hawkins condom.... Anti virus

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

ejaculation JLR

what do call a car full of people on the side of the road? a cool explosion waiting to happen

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall? A: Depends how hard you throw them.

Two People go To Africa They have a lovely time they come home then go to Miami Florida after Florida they decide to go to germany sadly there was a plane crash and the two men fell into a pit of acid.

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No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

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