- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

Rock a by baby, In a tree top When the wind blows The cradle will rock, When the bough breaks The cradle will fall And down will come baby Dying on impact.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

Susan went to Chemistry class, Susan is no more. For what she thought was H20 was H2S04 (sulfuric acid.)

Who's looking for judicial toenail clippings?

Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

What do you call a black doctor? Ehh...

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

A man buys a prius

What's difficult and tedious to do? Trying to find a joke with 0 thumbs up/down -Sykes

I love alchohol!

Hitler: honey what's for dinner? Hitlers wife: a jewwwsyy steak

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

An Irishman walks out of a pub. Just kidding.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners unfamiliar with the Latin alphabet.

In mediavel times :A Jew rapes his mom.... He is promptly taken out of society and thrown into a lions den due to his act of imortality.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road? Because they are extinct and roads did not exist when they were alive.

A white, black, and Hispanic man walk into a bar at 2:00 in the morning. Unfortunately the bar closed at midnight, so they were charged with breaking and entering, and were sentenced to 2 years in prison.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was attached to a bomb filled with spoons

99% of teenagers would cry if they saw justin bieber on the top of a skyscraper, about to jump. However, there is 1% who would be sitting in a lawn chair at the bottom screaming, DO A BACKFLIP!!!

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