- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

69

What did the drug addict say to the doctor? I am a drug addict and am in need of help and rehabilitation.

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

The GOV and the WHO?

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

What does a blonde say when she wants to order a large pizza ? "Hi, I would like a large pizza, please."

What do you call a fake noodle An impasta

roses are red violets are blue i'm not a? poet microwave

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Why did Jack take a prune out for the evening? A healthy snack as part of a balanced diet.

What is white and smells like wood? White painted wood

What's black and white and red all over? A racially integrated society.

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Yo mama is so dumb that she failed the SATs

how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

snooki

Benjamin Frankin was playing with his Xbox...

A man walks into a bar, he obtains an alcoholic beverage from the store neighboring this bar which he bumped into.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??