Those last 4 were by: Walter

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Q: A plane crashes on the boarder of Mexico and America, where do you bury the survivors. A: You don't because there were none, everyone fucking died!

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Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

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Whats two plus two? Miles

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When life gives you lemons....you probably just FOUND lemons...

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What do you call a homosexuall man? Homosexuall man.

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What do you get when you mix a dog and a fish? A hot fillet.

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What's the difference between? Your mom.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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A man is in a bar with a drink A lorry driver come in a gulp the guys drink down The man starts crying the lorry driver says"don't cry I will buy you another" The guy says "it's not that: Today I woke up late for work and when I finally got there my boss fired me so I get in my car to go home and it wont start so I walk home while it's raining and when I got in I found that my wife was sleeping with the gardener so I came down here and asked for some poison and you went and drank it"

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Q. Why did the man get an email? A. Because he checked his inbox.

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Whats the same about a Mole and an Eagle? They both live underground, I lied about the Eagle.

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My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

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Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

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ejaculation JLR

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what do blondes and rocks have in common? they are both material and have extension.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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