Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

What did it say on the banner for an international dyslexics support group? Dyslexics of the world unite.

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

What is brown and salty? A pretzel.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Whats the difference between a Corvette and 1000 dead babies? I don't have a Corvette in my garage.

how did the bus fall outa the tree it got hit by a hellicopter how did the boy fall outa the tree he was attached to the bus how did the chicken fall outa the tree it fell off the branch

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Did you know that if you say "gullible" slowy, it still sounds like you're saying "gullible."

Why isn't this a joke? Because it's not.

your mama so old, shes dead.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

please thumbs this up to help rhinos with boners thank you

Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: It depends who is the owner of the car. .

whats red, brown and blown up? a hampster in a microwave

Why did the chicken die? Because it was crossing a busy road.

Seven

What do you do when you do what the do is the do for the do to do what you're doing that's done for what she did if you didn't do what not to do? ^error

Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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