What do you get when you put a pig in an oven? A dead pig.

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What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

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How do you keep an idiot in suspense?....

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Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

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Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? El-if-iknow

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Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear? The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf."

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A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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A man has a meeting with his doctor and his doctor says "I have some bad news, you have cancer and you have alzheimer's," to which the man replies... "Well at least I don't have cancer." This is an example of a fallacy claim.

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What is the best part about being in bed with twenty eight year olds? There are twenty of them

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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You know what's lame? A person who can't walk.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

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Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

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Hitler wasn't that bad... He DID kill Hitler.

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*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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