- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cry Because he fell

What do you get when do you put a baby in a blender? A life sentence.

What is your bill about? Clinton

Why did the black 10 year old miss school? Because his grandmother just had a severe heart attack and the whole family is coming in to visit and pay their last respects.

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Q: What would George Washington do if he were alive today? A: Scream and scratch at the top of his coffin.

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Girls soccer

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What type of pants do Mario and Luigi wear? Levi or Denim, I'm not sure why but probably because you can get a nice fitting pair for only a couple of bucks.

What did the Po-Po do to the speeding Mexican? Gave him a ticket.

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

look this kid up on facebook and spam him!! its funny, Josh Noonan, also his cell number is 603 560 3399....

Why is ms Wolfe mean? Because she is a poop face

what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

What is the Question to Life, the Universe, and Everything? 43 - 1 = ?

what is more funny than watching a baby fly in a circle at 100 mph stopping it with a shovel

Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

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