- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the chipmunk watching TV? Because a new Family Guy was on.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Whats more sad then four black men in a car driving off a cliff? The man they stolen the car from doesn't have car insurance.

What do you call a black woman in a pool? Drowning.

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Most poems rhyme, But his one doesn't.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

how do u make a baby cry? you shouldnt. Stop thinking of ways to make a kid cry... asshole.

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

Knock knock Who's there? Bill Oh hai come in

cats are pussies

What made the lady dance? Bandz!

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

Q. What do you call a woman who, after 72 hours of hard labor, finally gives birth? A. Mom.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? 0. There are no lights at Auschwitz.

I love you Itachi Uchiha, please let me lick ice cream off of your body and oh crap you're an anime character and not real never mind

Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

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