Those last 4 were by: Walter

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what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

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So a man walks into a bar carrying a giant clock. One of his friends asks, "Hey, whats up with the clock?" His friend then responds, "A goddamned genie gave it to me, i can't take it anymore. Here take his lamp." The man decided to rub the lamp and thinks to himself, "Gee, I'm gonna wish for 1 million dollars." The genie comes out and asks the man, "What wish could i grant you today?" The man says, "I wish i could have 1 million dollars!!" The genie replies, "As you please." All of a sudden, a studded dog collar appears. Then another, and another. Soon there were 1 million dog collars in the bar. The man yells, "WHAT IS THIS?!?! I DIDNT WISH FOR 1 MILLION COLLARS!!!" His friend then replies, "I didn't wish for a giant clock either...."

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Why did the blonde turn red Because some one lit her on fire

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

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A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care what a chicken thinks?

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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What's the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same

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How do you get 2x1=4? Do the wrong math.

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yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

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Yo momma so ugly, she makes french people say "you are ugly" in whatever language they speak.

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What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

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The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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What is green and is not grass A frogg

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