- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

What is the hardest thing about eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Roses are red, Because they can intrinsically change color through natural dyes.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

What's worse, a dog dying or cancer? The Holocaust.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Why don't you play cards with a cheetah? It will attack you.

Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What do you call a dog with 5 legs? A dog with 5 legs.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

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Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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