If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

roses are red violets are blue i'm a schizophrenic and so am i

Katy Perry

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

roses are red, violets are blue, penis

What did Steven Hawking get for christmas? A bike.

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

do you listen to dubstep? OH YEA I LOVE SKRILLEX -_-

a giraffe walks into a bakery, "can I have 101 brown loafs please?" the baker answers: "hmm I've got only 100 loafs is that ok too?" the giraffe says: "why the hell would I need a 100 loafs?!"

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, here's some candy, gent in the van.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What do you call it when you almost win? You lose.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

How do you kill a blonde? You shoot her.

Why did little Jimmy go crying to his mummy? Because she was shot.

Just got back from the corner store. Bought 3 corners.

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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