How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

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Q: Whats the difference between porno and your mom? A: I can masturbate to porno

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Why couldn't the black man swim? Both of his legs were just eaten by a shark.

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A dyslexic atheist stays up at night wondering if there is a Dog

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a cliff who would reach the ground first? The blonde because she was fatter.

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What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

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What do a black man and an apple have in common? They are both carbon based life forms.

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im at school

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What type of jobs do black people have? That depends entirely on their qualifications and suitability to the relevant role.

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What do you call a person with no arms? Armless.

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what did the homeless man get for christmas.......................nothing

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Why can't Helen Keller conduct a Train. Because she is dead.

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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what has 4 legs three eyes and a horn? a:yo mama

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roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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What do you call a magic MAAAAAAAAAAAN? A magic man

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and 50 dead babies? Where the hell would you even find 50 dead babies? That would be really disturbing.

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A wise man once said, "I am wise".

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Why did the bird fall down? It got shot.

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Hello

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin get in the Batmobile.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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