- Anti Joke

What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

Why are black people afraid of tigers? Because tigers eat people

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

What did the bar say to the man? Nothing, bars can't talk

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 5,000 black people at the bottom of the ocean? A large quantity of African Americans who drowned to their death in the sea.

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nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!