Q: What did the pedestrian say to the bus driver that hit him? A: Nothing, he died.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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why didn't the boy go to school because he died last night

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roses are red violets are blue i am black and so r u

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What did Edward Cullen say to the hot girl? Since I am a vampire it is impossible for me to get an erection.

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Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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LOLLLLLL! Lakers? making me laugh so hard! LMAO

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what did the jew get for christmas? nothing Jewish people don't celebrate christmas

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010010101210001010 You dirty girl

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Roses are red Violets are blue You don't want to be my valintine I'm going to shoot myself.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. It started raining and an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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two pigs in a bath one says to the other can you pass me the soap..the other replies..do I look like a typewriter!?

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock-eater.

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Me - "Wanna hear something that will make me laugh?" *giggles* friend - "Sure." teehee if anyone gets it.

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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Q. What do you call a white guy with a black dick? A. Gay

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Why did little tomas cry? Because he got raped by his uncle

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whats black and has 3 legs? a spider with 5 missing legs.duh.

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Q. How many puns does it take to make a cup of tea? A. None. A pun is a grammatical construct and as such is incapable of combining the ingredients necessary to generate a hot drink which has been popular for hundreds of years.

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Is that your face or is your dog walking backwards.

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Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk! Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

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Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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