- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

What did the deaf boy get for Christmas? Something like udgtationdaidnmgf

What do you call it, when a jew makes fun of a black guy? Racism.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

Tom and Ralph are In a verbal scuffle. Tom: your adopted ralf! Ralph: yes! Now I have lesser chance of high blood pressure!

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

The game.

Why were the parents sad? Because their son had a frog stapled to his face and was trying to eat his ice cream on a swing, but he had no arms so he dropped his ice cream into the street and he chased after his ice cream and got hit by a bus

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

Whats red and yellow? A chicken in the blender.

"why did the cheese not go to church on sunday" "because it was jewish"

How do you stop a clown from smiling? Hit it with an axe!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Walt dies in breaking bad.

Why are rich guys gay? Because they can afford to be

What is the difference between a pumpkin and a dead baby? There are thousands of differences between a dead human and the fruit of a pumpkin plant. One of them is that I didn't choke my wife to death with a pumpkin. Another is that pumpkins have a stem.

What's more annoying than dyslexic jokes? Jokes were peopel spel words rong.

why did the guitar player cross the road? to play his gig

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm Scizophrenic And so am I.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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