What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

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Why did the boy with one arm have no friends? He was a cereal killer from Ireland.

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What do you call a black man with a hammer in his head? Dead.

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what did the guy say to the other guy? nothing because right before he was going to say something he was hit by a truck and got knocked out for 11 hours and right before he was going to wake a plane crashed into the hospital and everybody died except for two gay guys.

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What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

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Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

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why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

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What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

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Roses are red Violets are violet Why does it go like that anyways? ~Yasmin~

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When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

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Yo Momma's so old... She has lived a great life and you should be very proud of her even though she is slowly dying of a degenerative disease.

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An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Mexican and an American are on a plane. It crashes due to an oversight concerning its weight limit, killing all of its passengers.

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What srtarts with "P" and ends in "orn"? Popcorn

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Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

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What did the penguin say to the fisherman? Nothing, they are different animals, and thus, unable to communicate.

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A: Roses are red, Violets are blue. B: Then why are they called violets? A: I NEVER NOTICED THAT!

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Can you spell iCup? I see you pee?

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what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

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What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

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Where can I apply for janitor school?

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she had leprosy and had to have her legs and arms amputated

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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