What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

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why didnt the llama eat the string bean? Becuz he was a vegetarian

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mom. Your mom who? Its your mom now open the danm door!

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

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What is black and white and sleeps a lot? A tired zebra.

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A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

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that awkward moment when your teachers a duck

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How many Jews do you have to kill in order to make a museum? 6 Million.

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There's a cat, a dog, a rat and a goat... I don't know how the goat got in there?

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God

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Your face

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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A bird flew into a cave and Batman said, "GET OOOUUUTTT!"

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If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

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What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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A horse walks into a bar, and orders a drink. The bartender is amazed at first, but then remembers that he just did acid.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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It was okay, then Alice my friend and a nurse insisted (she can be a total bitch) I take a painkiller, of course that messed up my focus completely and threw off my hypnotic suggestion which I use to shut down the pain receptors. Ironically I cannot seem to shut off my allergy to dust. Oh, yeah it was the standard bullshit Mensa test, ten patterns or something, oh and while I am terrible at trivia, I am actually much smarter than a fifth grader, I mean one kid told me he was smarter because he could do math better than me and he could, so I choked the little bitch to death, who is the smartest one now?

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

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Knock Knock! Come in the door is unlocked. I have cookies!

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Your momma's so fat in her history class they wrote down what they were doing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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