- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To cause global mayhem.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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