- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If you like piña coladas! You might be an alcoholic

Do you know what the zombie said? Raaargh Brains

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

A unicorn, a smart blonde, a dragon, and a hobo are in a maze who gets out first? The hobo. The other 3 don't exist. By Adam Chebali

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

Albert <3 Hunter

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Knock, Knock. Come in!

That awkward moment when you have to tell your child you wanted an abortion, and still wish you had.

i woke up in the middle of the night and my entire bed was wet... know what i did? i layed a towel down and went back to sleep

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

A retarded man waks ito aaa baar

How many Babies can be drowned in a toliet at once? idk the bathtub is much more convienient

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

Ask me if I'm a dinosaur. Are you dinosaur? No.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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