- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

What do you call a fucking idiotic douchebag with ebola? An ebloa paitent

What's worse than someone who isn't racist? A racist.

What did goldilocks say to the three bears? she was savagely murdered before she could say anything.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has AIDS.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Why is it easy to steal candy from a baby? Because the baby is smaller, weaker and would not pose any threat.

A black man walks into a store with a gun. He is a policeman bringing in a murder weapon as part of his investigation.

What do you call a black person who can't see? Blind

Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Knock knock! Who's there? Wristwatch! Wristwatch who? Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

"This is Jesus Christ to Tim Tebow. Please leave me alone. Don't you know that my day off, is Sunday?"

Why was the girl sad? Because she was, you idiot!

What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

What happens when you forget your parachute as you jump out of a plane? You wake up.

What's wrong with you? I have no idea.

What do gay kittens eat? Cat food. Friskies and Fancy Feast are both popular brands.

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She came in to give her husband, who was washing the dishes, a kiss before she went to bed early so she could be well rested and get up on time to make the 45 minute commute to the hospital where she worked as a neurosurgeon the next morning.

Sometimes I wonder; why is that frisbee getting closer? Then it hits me. Someone just threw a frisbee at me.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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