Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

My mum is called Steve

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

What's funny about Antijokes.com? Everything

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

why do the klu kux klan wear pillowcases on their heads? they were going to go with coon skin but thought it was a little much!!

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

How did the dyslexic, purple horse commit suicide? It jumped off the Grand Canyon.

Why did the bartender leave the bar? He worked really long hours and finally needed some time to sleep.

Knock knock! Who's there? Bob Hi bob, come inside. And next time just use the doorbell

How do you tell if your boyfriend is gay? He is having sex with men

Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

What time did the Chinese man go the dentist? About 5 minutes prior to his appointment

what did the horse say to the other horse Neigh

What starts with ''F" ends in "uck" and usually means excitement? A Firetruck

Whats worse than getting stabbed in nuts? A retarded baby that survived the abortion

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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