Kyle is consistently sexually harassed by a woman while at work. Everything is fine.

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Why are kenyans so fast? Because due to evolutionary changes, people from that area of the world have evolved to have superior muscle builds to sprint, hence giving them a natural advantage against an equally trained athlete form another part of the world with an equal skill level

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So, two people park their car and walk into a bar. Wait, no. They were walking into a grocery store and they were riding skateboards, not a car. Then, the kid walks in after them. Oh, did I forget to mention they had children? And also, they're married. So anyway, they walk into this grocery store, and meet a barkeep. Wait no that's ridiculous why would a barkeep be in a grocery store. Let me start over. Bah.. never mind. I forgot what happened next, but it was REALLY FUNNY!

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Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

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There are 3 guys named:Poop, Shut up and Manners. They all were speeding down the street, they took a sharp turn and Poop fell out of the back. A cop pulled them over while Manners got out to go get Poop. The cop says, "whats your name." "Shut up." "No seriously whats your name." "Shut up" he says a little bit harsher. "Wheres your manners?" the cop says. "Back there picking up Poop."

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Roses are red, vilotes are blue Erics a dick and Chase is too.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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Yo mama is so fat when she went to the fat contest they said SORRY no pros alowed

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A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

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were at work systems r down

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Knock knock whos there Ewan Gudgeon *Shoots Himself cause cannot live with hearing tht name*

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What do you can a stinky mexican? Whatevet his name may be. Possibly Jose

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What is a haiku? Are they hard to come up with? Obviously not.

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Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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