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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

I can't remember the punchline for this joke so I recommend you stop reading this...why are you still reading this whats wrong with you!!!!

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

This joke is not funny, So don't read it.

Why did the road cross the chicken? Well, according to Einstein's Theory of Special Relativity, if you and the chicken were to cross the road simultaneously, your perspective, relative to the chicken, would remain unchanged. Therefore, the road would appear to move underneath the chicken, which would seem to be performing some style of polka dance.

why wasn't the boy at his moms funeral? He killed his mom.

"Your invited!" "Invited to what?" "I can't tell but everybody you know." " He he."

i just pooped that is all!

Whats black and white and read all over? A dead magpie.

What's a black mans favorite thing to do Depends on that particular mans likes and interests

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 persons in an elevator then, one guy says: dude! smells like your sister! and the other guy is not there

your so vein that doctors find you really helpful when giving you injections

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

What's cooler than being cool? An object at absolute zero

Three guys went hunting on a rainy day. The first guy slipped.

What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

How do you get a Hooker Wet? Dump her in a River.

what do you call cheese that's not yours? cheese that you stole.

Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

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