- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

i had sex.

Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: he was sucidal because his kids hate him and his wife cheated on him.

Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

You can't choose your family, so choose someone else's.

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What's more fun that being raped? Not being raped.

What is the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Jews are a religious group. Boy scouts are a group of boys who enjoy camping and other outdoor activities.

You are so ugly that when you were born the doctor didn't say anything to your mother because he has social manners.

Strength of body Vs Strengh of Mind. Mind: You can lead a horse to water... Strength: Then you can force that motherbleep to drink all you want that bleep to drink! Strength of body wins, horseless victory.

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