Why was the black guy in jail He was a jail guard

Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

Why did the woman put super glue on her sun glasses? Because she stepped on them and they broke.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

knock knock who's there bob bob who bob marley who else

How many people does it take to make a fun party? Idk, that's why I asked you, you see I'm throwing a party and wantedto know how many people I should invite.

your social life.

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Justin Bieber hits puberty

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

"Smithers, I'm home!" "What, already?" "Yes."

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a brick at it.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A wonderful dairy product that i can not have due to the fact that i do not own it.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

(Timmy has no arms or legs.) A:Knockknock! B:Who's there? ANot Timmy

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

Roses are red violets are blue or at least that's what they tell me because I am blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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