Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

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Pants and God shorts: God: Jews ur my people nao! Jews: Yay we are Gods chosen people! Riches and gRape awaits us! World domination next! God: Well, not quite what I meant but, err... Close enough? Jews: YAY! Moral: So much for "the chosen ones" :(

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Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

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A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

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someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

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What's worst then finding a worm in your apple Eating it.

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Whats long,hard, and has c.u.m in ig? Cucumber....also my wiener

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friends are like onions when you chop them up you cry but when you throw them out of a window, you dont

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What's brown, sticky, green, yellow, and orange that rides a unicycle? I have no clue, that's why I asked.

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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Why did the plane crash? Because there was no pilot

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Q:whats the difference between grass and a car? A:They all have wheels, except the grass

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What's green and looks like a red truck? A green truck.

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Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

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Why did the boy commit scuicide? Because he was mentaly scared due to constant tormenting and teasing from his friends

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What do a pizza man and a gynecologist have in common? They are both hardworking members of the community!

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe Well one is a human, beating heart, and the other is a small boat you row in

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what is better than your entire family getting brutally murdered applesauce

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

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Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

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Hitler: A jew walked into a bar... jokes, it was a gas chamber

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Why was there a black man and a white man in a bar? Due to the probability of this occurance happening due to percentages of black/white people in a bar, this specific situation should be of no shock, in fact it is a completely normal occurance one of which should not be questioned

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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