- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a prostitute with white eyes? emma , with the cloudy iris,

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

Q: What was the name of the armless elf in Snow White? A: Stumpy

A bus crashes and everybody dies.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

why did the bus roll down the hill? Children were playing in the street.

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

Why are fish so easy to weigh? Because usually they've been killed, stunned or sedated first.

What's got eight legs and one eye? Two chairs and half a pigs head.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate your mom.

Alister Darling plucks his eyebrows.

Once a upon a time there were three kittens that die, the end :D

Black people are the scum of the earth

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

Want to hear a Joke? No.

-"Hey! You guys wanna hear a joke" -"What?" -"Womens Rights"

a dog and a duck went out for a meal they both ordered lobster and enjoyed the night.

What did Chuck Norris say to the puppy? Aww what a cute dog.

Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

Praise Paisley

Why did the Mexican jump the border? Because his mom told him the grass was always greener on the other side... She lied.

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