2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Why did Jenny fail her photography class? Because Jenny has epilepsy and she had a coma while taking the final exam. To this day Jenny is drain dead in the hospital.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

what's wrong on so many levels? wrong wrong wrong wrong

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

What's worse than a paper-cut? Two paper-cuts. What's worse than two paper-cuts? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three paper-cuts.

What do you call a man looking at Anti jokes on this ? you

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

YO MAMA'S SO , A STUPID, THAT SHE PUT 2 QUARTERS IN HER EARS AND THOUGHT THAT SHE WAS LISTENING TO FIFTY-CENT!!!

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Hearing the same holocaust joke seventeen times.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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