- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hellen Keller went to town a ridin on a pony, stuck a feather in her hat and called it.. ashhlerthurbujahustar.

Q: What happens when you sit in the middle of the road? A: You get hit by a car and die a horrible death as your family members mourn in the loss and remain sad forever.

"Docter, docter, I think I have cancer!" "I don't really care."

I grunt when I poop.

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

Why don't you throw rocks at a black person riding a bike..... It could be yours

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Hey I'm You're mother..... Haha Jk you're adopted

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

Roses are red violets are blue make me a sandwhich so i can eat it

name one thing that is impossible!! A sober irishman

So 2 apples are having sex, and one apple sais to the other, I got worms.

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

What do you call a black man? A person

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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