- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

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Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

What is a pirate's favorite color? It depends on the pirate.

What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

How do you get a single-armed monkey down from a tree? Wave.

When is it unlucky to see a black cat? When you are a mouse.

Mel Gibson is awoken by the ringing of his telephone. He proceeds to have a nice conversation with his wife.

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what did the blue paint say to the red paint? i am blue

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