- Anti Joke

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? One, although depending on how high the light in question is and where it's located she may need someone to help hold a ladder for her, if it's particularly unsteady.

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

Mind magic for fuck ups: Did you know you can train your dog to magically arrive by saying YOUR name! Just tell it what your name is a lot and voila! Moral: made me laugh, fuck the rest of you XD

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

SCENE: A prirate walks into a bar with the wheel of the ship attached to his pants. BARTENDER: Doesn't that hurt? PIRATE: Aye! It drives me nuts.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse unable to comprehend english shits on the floor and leaves

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

What did the FBI agent say to the CIA agent. We're both agents

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Next season on teen moms, Justin Bieber tells her story.

A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

Your mama's so fat, that it's ruined her self-esteem.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

What's better than eating an orange? Anal sex with Kim Kardashian.

What smells like death and makes kids cry? Dead animal

Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the man kill the hamster? To get to the other side.