- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

How many babies does it take to paint a house? That is child labor, which is illegal in many countries.

How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

Why don't elephants smoke? Because they would be afraid of the fire, and they are much more adversely affected by recreational drugs than humans are.

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

A seal walks into a club.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

roses are red violets are blue i killed your family

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: Why is Abu Soooo Dank? A: Because he scores too many left-foot bangers

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