- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

A man makes a sandwich.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

What's worse than dropping your ice cream? The Holocaust

Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting brutally raped in the anus by the Dark Lord Satan.

why did the two girls fight? Because they were mad at eachother.

A middle aged bald man goes to Chuck E. Cheese with a hood and a lump in his back pocket. He has a somewhat enjoyable time with his offspring and leaves.

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

Why did the boy drown? Because he was actually a brick. I lied about him being a boy.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

I bit a horses leg. Why? Because I thought i was a vampire. I also bit my sisters glodfish in half.. Why? Cause I wanted revenge on my sister.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

The Chinese government. The way they treat their citizens just isn't funny.

Women's Rights.

Why do vampires suck blood? Because they re crazy.

EVERYONE, CREATE LOVE NOT WAR.. Between Josh and Dylan... WILD.. PASSIONATE.. LOVE!

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

A mouse sniffed a peice of cheese. It was on a mouse trap and then it died in the trap.

An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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