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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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In the North people say "once upon a time." What do people in the South say? "Y'all never gonna believe dis shit!"

Simon walks into a bar. He orders his favorite beer. The bartender says "Hey Simon, I see you're back with the usual, aye?" Simon says "Touch you tongue to your elbow." The bartender couldn't do it.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What is worse than the holocaust? A worm in your apple.

everyone wonders y grandmas dont wear bra's its because if youre that old u might die putting it on

Why did the Dead baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

your mom is so stupid she got raped

What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

Religionh

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Water? I hardly know her.

What do you say to a fat guy working out congrat him and tell him he's doing a great job and keep up the work

Whats not funny and no one wants to waste the time to reading it? This joke

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got run over by a semi and died.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. Your mom is the punchline.

your mother is so fat that her doctor advised her to stick to a strict diet and exercise routine to help her lose weight

When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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