just imagine like a whole mark no imagine like 1000 marks an army of marks ready to conquer

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How do you drown a dumb blonde? Hold her underwater.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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"Why Do Dogs Bark ? " Because Thats What Their Suppose To Do !

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Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's blind.

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Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

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Why do I write Anit-jokes. Because I'm very bad at delevering good punchlines. They generally fall flat.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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So much with being an author... You with the Feds? The CIA?

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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What's the difference between ice cream and babies? I don't stick babies in my freezer...

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What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? We are both dinosaurs.

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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Why did the little hamster die? Because it had a careless owner who never paid any attention to it. therefor it passed away.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

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What is small, green, lives 10 meters under the ground and eat rocks? The little green rock eater!

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Why did the man smoke pot in the roller coaster? Because he was dyslexic and read the sign wrong and thought it read "You must be high to go on this ride."

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