- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

Yo mama is so fat, she's bigger than a whale. I have two fathers.

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

Whats the most impotent thing to remember when your going skateboarding? A skateboard.

What did the blind, deaf, and dumb child get for Christmas? Cancer.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have alzheimer's Bacon

So my girlfriend comes back from Jamaica this weekend. There are as many hairs per square inch on your body as a chimpanzee.

What's blue and wiggles? A baby in a bag

Ask me if I'm a tree? Are you a tree? No.

Why did Alfa Kurtoo change his name? Just say Alfa Kurtoo fast!

Q: What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? A: One baby nailed to ten trees.

What's green, brown, red, and is covered with crumbs in a ditch on the side of the road? A girl-scout who got hit by a car...

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! closes door

I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

That awkward moment when a joke doesn't end the way you think it would.

Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

women's rights, lol

Miss Hoolie: Hello, PC Plum. What's the story in Balamory? PC Plum: I'm arresting you for the sexual molestation of twenty children.

What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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