Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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Zafarfanugen the third: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bob: Who cares about some dumb chicken crossing the road! I am more interested in why three generations of your family would continually use such a ridiculous name!

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Q.whats the weirdest thing??????? A.woman leaders

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I bont really understand dyslectic peapole

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How do you kill a blonde girl? You put a scratch and sniff sticker on the bottom of a filled pool.

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How did the terrorist die? He flew a plane into a twin tower

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Wanna here a joke? To bad you can't your black.

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A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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Q: How do you cure cancer? A: By die aids first

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Without geometry life would be pointless

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What did the badger say to the mushroom? BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER MUSHROOM MUSHROOM! BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER BADGER ARGH SNAKE! IT'S A SNAKE...

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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Shit, I can't think of anything to write. That does not mean I'm black

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whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket disguised as a blue bucket

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did you know why people keep saying "you know...you know..." in their conversation? well i don't know

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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Why cant jonny walk? He has no legs.

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Why can't Helen Keller Drive? Because she is legally blind

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roses are red violets r blue jump off a building no one likes u

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How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Stab her with a knife.

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Why did the woman make a sandwich? Because she was hungry.

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Why did the boy fall down the stairs? Because he tripped.

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