i found waldo.

What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

What's the difference between a duck? Both legs are of equal length, especially the right.

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

A man tells a blonde "you are what you eat" and she replies "well, i don't think I've eaten any sexy beasts today.'

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

How many policemen does it take to change a lightbulb? None they just beat up the room for being black

What is the best thing in the world? The opposite of the worst thing in the world.

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Q: you wanna hear a joke? A: yeah sure. Q: well im not gnna.

I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

Q:Where was The Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom

Bare with me here, im gonna change this up a bit What's better then finding a worm in your apple

this kid named terry stockton thought it was funny to get someone in the ankle lace then the kid got up and pucnched him in the face so hard he had a seizure

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

When Miley Cyrus sticks out her tongue, people usually are there to take a photograph.

Why does a Jew, a catholic, and a buddhist eat pizza? because they like the way it tastes.

Your moms so fat, she needed repruductive surgury.

Person 1: Ask me if i'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

Roses are red Violets are blue Polytetrafluoroethylene is a synthetic fluoropolymer of tetrafluoroethylene that has numerous applications

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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