- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? Doctor Brown, I have your test results, you've HIV positive.

There was a jew, a german and you Despite you were there, the holocaust was You should feel guilty

How do you kill a blonde? Pull the pin and throw it back...then proceed to paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

How can a chicken be dirty? It can be covered in dirt!

roses are red violets are blue your friend is a scumbag and so are you

a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

Two women get in the shower at the same time, because they both start work at 8:00am and have commutes of similar length.

My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

why was it sad that 3 men were crossing rail road tracks in a toyota and got hit by a train? they ruined the Toyota

what's worse than a joke about the holocaust? the holocaust.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

when Life gives you lemons, make lemonade. So i made some lemonade. Turns out the lemons Kawazaki Life gave me were poisoned and i shortly die afterwards. i wouldve died cursing out her name but she was cute so i forgave her in my mind. and thus i die in peace.

Who told the gorilla he couldn't go to the ballet? The people who were in charge of making that decision.

What did one umbrella say to the other umbrella? Nothing, umbrellas cannot instigate a conversation, because they cannot talk.

I regret everything.....

Two pandas walked into a bar. The bar was in china.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Actually a better question would be, why is the chicken near a road in the first place?

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

Did you hear about the sick juggler? Turns out he had cancer on his brain tumour.

squash squash who squash my ass

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