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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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oh, you have a baby on board? I'll just drive into the the car next to you...

why did the chicken cross the road? he didn't make it

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Why did the man suddenly burst into flames in room. The room was dark, so he lit a match. It turns out there was hydrogen in the room and when fire touches hydrogen, it sets on fire.

a. how did you shoot the rabbit? b. with my banana

Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

What do you call a black kid with a backpack? I don't know.

What do you call a donkey on Christmas? a donkey.

How will Jesse die? His mom doesnt have any food left (or money) so she eats him, and then jesse's fat little brother farts on his obese corpse

A White guy, Asian guy, and Black guy walk into a bar, and the Black guy wins the joke, as to not be racist.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

Why is an elephant big, gray and lumpy? Because if it was small, white and smooth it would be an Asprin.

What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

Q:What did the wall say to the other wall? A: .

yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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