why'd my house get destroyed I was afraid the tornado that hit mass was going to destroy it so I blew it up

What's sad about a mexican man dying in a car crash? He had a family that loved and cared for him.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

I bet you read this. Told ya.

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

why was 14 scared of 15? 7-8-9

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

Your text.

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

a black man walks into a shop for an interview....everyone gets afraid and hides behind there desk..when the black man wonders why they are scarred he says "I'm here for the interview"...they all tell him to leave because on his resume he put his name as john...they thought he was white....

You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

Who has no penis Religious Believers

Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

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