A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

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Knock knock Who's there? The events which followed are described by police as the August 4th massacre in which a family of five were brutally murdered by two prison escapees who broke into the house in search of a place to hideout.

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You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

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I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

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roses are red, violets are blue, my son is gay, f**k my life...

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What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

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I dont have a girlfriend

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how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

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Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

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Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

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your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

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Why did apple fall off the tree? Because Sally was holding on for dear life and she grab the apple. The apple was still in good condition; Sally however, not so good.

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

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Why did the black man fall off the building? The building was one of the twin towers and the event 9/11 was currently happening and he saw one of the planes coming at him so he decided to jump to his misery instead because he thought it will hurt less, also he thought that if he waited for the plane to hit him there is a possibility that one of the wings may hit him right on the neck and his head will get chopped off and he wanted to die with his body completely attached.

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What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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