- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the high school student had intercourse with his history teacher? orgasmic noises.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his toadstool.

women sports....

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

your moms my other ride

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

On Tuesday mornings at 7:32 a.m., what is the square root of 31? I don't know, because it would be an irrational number of which is not possible to calculate without the aid of a calculator. However, the date and time would not affect the answer.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

What sport was the man with one leg excelling in? Ass kicking.

Yo mama so fat she runs the risk of stroke, heart disease, or diabetes

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

Q: What did the psychopath dream about? A: An insane chimpanzee kicking his head off, or maybe something normal

if ruddell was gay what would he be? a gay prick

What did the Wind say to the Window? (Insert Racist punchline here)

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I'm bad at poetry, ELEPHANTS!

Whats Better Than Apple Pie Sweeeet Pie

What's Blue and tastes like orange cake? A blue cake.

Why cant Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles read? Because they are blind you racist.

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