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What did Jesus say when he made the first black person? What another perfect creation to this world!

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

what happened when spongebob and Patrick were mean to sandy? she made a hurricane

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

Why am I righting in english? Because this is an english site.

Why did the man commit a serious crime? Because he couldn't think of any funny crimes.

Gretta has five legs? -no

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-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm HIV positive.

Why couldn't the Jeffersons adopt a black baby? Their fireplace was empty.

A black guy goes to the bar. The Barman say: What would you like to drink?

facebook is like a refrigerator. you eat it.

In the movie "Sherlock Holmes". Why is Sherlock Holmes gay???? Because he was chasing "Blackwood".

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Female rights.

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.