- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

How do you make a penguin fly? You strap it to the roof of a plane.

What's black and self-describing? The words of this joke.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Whose. There? Not Susie.

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a double whiskey. The bar man says "what's with the long face"? The horse replies "My wife left me, took the kids with her, took everything, I'm devastated"

You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

BEST PLACE IN THE WORLD COPENHAGEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

No soap radio

Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she cant use it, she is fat.

How do you say vampire in spanish? Vampiro.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

Where do dizzy cows go? In circles...

Why did the person have a scrape on their elbow? Because they fell down.

a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

What do you get when you cross black man and a Hispanic woman A child that is a combination of both ethnic groups

A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

why did Mark Nara cross the road idk why? he didnt

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Cars were invented after her death, so she never had the opportunity to learn.

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