What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

What happened to the black guy who got pulled over by the cops? He was told that his left tail light was out

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

Roses are red Violets are blue Charcoal is black and so is my neighbor

How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

What did the boy with no arms and no legs, who got cancer for Christmas, get for his Birthday? Nothing, he didn't live that long.

A: Knock Knock B: Whos there A: Orange B: Orange who A: Arent you glad i didnt say chair

How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool.

Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

A Mormon walks into a bar

My brother and I laugh at how competitive we used to be. But I laugh harder

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, WITHOUT MY HEART I CANNOT LOVE YOU

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Why don't Batman go to an Ozzy Osbourne concert? Because Batman doesn't exist.

Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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