Horse with a chair on his head.

"If life was fair, I would have a girlfriend" - William Deane

Why did the sheep cry? Because it contracted cancer

What do you get when you cross Michael Jackson? A collision, if Michael Jackson were alive.

David Cameron

Why does a chicken lay an egg? If she'd throw it it would break.

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

Why wasn't Johnny at school today? Because he died in childbirth.

Nickelback.

What do you get when you cross a rock and a paper bag? A rock inside of a paper bag.

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

What happened when the Mexican put the Popsicles in the fridge? They melted

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

What's black and white and red all over? A penguin after being attacked by a man with a mace.

Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

nick and a mexican were in a falling plane.. nick ate the mexican... that is all..

How do you make a 4 year old cry? You tell him all his family died in a horrible plane crash.

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What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

what did the dead cat say to the dead dog? Nothing, they're dead

why couldnt the guy move his legs cuz he was paralyzed

whats it called when you see a ton of white people running down a hill.... an avalanch whats it called when you see a ton of black people running down a hill.....a mud slide whats it called when you see a ton of mexicans running down a hill............ a jail break

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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