- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows are standing in a field. One says to the other: "Hey are you worried about this Mad Cow Disease?? the other cow says "Nah, not at all mate...!" "Why Not?" says the cow "Because I'm a CHICKEN!"

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

BIG PENIS

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

YO FACE

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

Women's rights

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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