A guy walks in to a bar and says to the bartender "I'm fed up with all these 'guy walks into a bar' jokes on anti-joke. The bartender says "I have no idea what you're talking about".

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer.

Roses are Brown Violets are Brown Whos been shitting on my garden??

What do chicken and babies have in common? They both taste like chicken.

Why Did The Horse Cross The Road? He Couldn't Because He Was Still-born

your momma is so fat she has diabetes

What's bigger than a moose? An even bigger moose.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What does a Jew and an oven have in common? Bagels.

what do u call a guy with 4 nipples? Hairy Styles

What do you call a bird that can't fly? A dead bird

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday? A bike

knock knock Person A: who's there Person A: oh shit that was me

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

knock knock whos there? your neighbor, dude im sorry but i swear i didnt see your kid on my drive way.

Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

What did the boy with no social skills say to the bully? I KNOW U ARE BUT WHAT AM I

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

Roses are red violates are blue, matty is gay, sebby is too

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

There are too many people in this bar, a man says. He then walks out of the bar and proceeds to visit his grandmother. Orange.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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