- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

BIG PENIS

Where would Tupac be if he was white? Not the morgue

What do you call seven pine trees and a roll of toilet paper? Mongoloid.

Why couldn't the women cook for her family She had no arms, therefore incapable of preforming the task.

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Whats worse than one beast thing? Two beast things. Whats worse than two beast things? The holocaust. Whats worse than the Holocaust? Three beast things.

In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

YO FACE

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Women's rights

How do u make a hockey player cry You Kill his entire family

a jerk that i knew was in a bar. he was about to drive home. at first i tried to stop him until he was sober. instead he punched me in the face. then i dared him to drive home as fast as possible. he died that night... i texted him all the way...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

The Sun is vital to our human existence on the Earth. It also causes cancer.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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