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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

what's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? they have different colored hair

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

XD Thats what I was expecting from you, you do not go down without a bit of struggle and a tussle huh?

Knock, Knock Who's there? The FBI

Wait a moment, I will see what I can do.

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

Q: What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family of four.

SpiderMan, under that mask and your superhero clothes who are You really? Under these clothes, I...Am.... naked

Whats the answer to life? im not sure

Why did the baby cry? His dad was holding him upside down over a fire.

Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

a jew walks out of a furnace

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

Guess what. Chicken butt.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

kaite is dumb that is true

How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

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