Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

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why did the deer jump, because there was something in it's way

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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How do you prank a blind man? Uou leave the plunger in the toilet.

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three jews walk into a bar. then a bear mauls them.

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Colloqiual irregularities are a significant part of the English language, and excellent example of this is between can and may.

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What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

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Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? having a worm sized penis.

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I was going to write a racist joke but there was too many black people watching me.

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why was the boy lonely? his whole family died in a plane crash

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how do you make Chuck Norris laugh? tell him an anti-joke.

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What's the difference between a prostitute and your mom? Your mom is a well educated lawyer who earns half a million dollar a year while the prostitute sells her own body for an extremely small amount of money.

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Bariande: I have a belly button Kraken: haha who doesnt? MissAwkward: i dont Barinade: neither do i. haha this happened on tiny chat.

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whats worse than 4 dead monkeys? 5 dead monkeys.

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Why was the girl crying? DEEZ NUTS!

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An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

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Roses are red violets are blue suck my **** and I'll **** you too

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What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

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There was a dog and a cat. What happens next? The cat's not there anymore. Neither is the dog. Can you guess what happend? The dog ate the cat, but the cat was his friend, so the dog committed suicide.

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A man and a hobo meet on a narrow path. What does the hobo do? Finds the mans wife and impregnateds her, aborts the baby, takes dead fetus chops it up and makes the man eat it in a salad. While the man is chocking he shotes him and walks on.

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There's 2 guys in a Y shaped road. One road leads to a cliff with deadly alligators below the river. The other road leads to the village. You can ask both of the guys one question to which leads to the village. However, one guy always tells the truth and the other guy always tells a lie. How do you get to the village? GPS

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Knock Knock: There is no one in here! GTFO! Okay, yes sir or mam Moral: I told you there is no one here, gtfo already!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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