What does a man that has to go to the bathroom do when there is no restroom within a reasonable walking radius? He gets in his car and drives to the nearest rest stop.

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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I had a really funny joke about a dead baby...but I threw it out

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What's brown and smells like shit? Shit.

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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Whats smells like a banana and is purple? A banana, I lied about the purple thing.

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What is so bad about a black jew. They have to sit in the back of the gas chamber

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

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If you posten bout Kony I feel bad for you son. Cause ive snached 99 children and you pst saved none jesse

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What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

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Why is the fat man fat? Because he has an extremly bad metabolism which makes him gain two pounds from eating one cheeseburger

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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Your mama is so stupid she has an IQ lower than an average person.

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why did the monkey fall dead out of the tree? because edward cullen raped it up the arse sooo many times it died from internal bleeding.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, they really should be purple.

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Legal Mexicans in Texas

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Why cant Michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? because he is dying of parkinson's disease.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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Two cows in a field one says Moo the other says, Moo

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what's grosser then 1000 babies stapled to a tree?? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees

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sally has no arms knock knock who's there not sally

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Two muffins were in an oven. One of them said, "It's sure hot in here!" The other muffin didn't respond because it's dead.

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Do you know what's sad about 4 black men driving off a cliff in a convertible? They were my friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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