Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Matt is a Duster!

roses are red, violets are blue. hey.

So, today I was walking down the street... I met a black guy.

You are as dumb as a dumb looking person.

how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

Why can't antelopes fly? Because they can't

what did the kid say when he didnt see the ice and sliped and broke his arm ouch that beep hurt

What's worse then a blind driver? A girl driver

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Latvia isn't a joke

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

gay people

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Womens' sports

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

baskets

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was depressed for a long time and decided to end his life by getting hit by a car.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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