24... wait i thought of something better than 24... let me hear it... 25!!!!

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What was Hellen Kellers biggest mistake? Knock knock jokes

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What happened after the man with no arms and legs lost his keys? He called the police.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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Q: How can you tell when your selling a Blondel a microwave A: she will keep asking how many chandler the Tv gets

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Extra extra read all about it dunkin donuts has now been named dunkin pigs..a cops favorite hang out.

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Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

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What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

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why couldnt helen keller drive she was a woman

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Knock, Knock Knock, Knock who? Knock, Knock

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what did the old lady die of old age...

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not a blind guy.

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How do you know what to order at a Creole restaurant? Ask the waiter, they are usually familiar enough with the menu to make an educated recommendation.

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Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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Who is the Greek god of STDS? Herpies

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What is green, brown, has four legs and would kill you if it fell on you from out of a tree? A pool table

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What is worse than finding a dead baby in a dumpster? F*cking midgets

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What's the difference between cat and a watermelon? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer. The other is a watermelon.

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How many Legos can you stick up your nose? I'm sure its very painful and considered stupid so don't try it.

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Dan was friends with Dick. Dick likes to give massages to Dan. Dan's favorite is Dickie's special mixture. He will remember Dick, his favorite personal assisatant for life. CREEPER

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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