- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

Why did the girl fall off her bike? she got a fridge thrown at her

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

Whats the difference between a loser and a winner there places

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

Q. How many babies does it take to paint a room? A. Depends on how hard you throw them.

What did the elephant say to the zebra? Nothing, elephants can't talk.

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What do a dog and a fork have in common? They both have tails. Except for the fork.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What is a pirate's favorite movie? A pirated movie.

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

What's the funniest part of a tomato? The skin.

Why didn't the dinosaur cross the road. Because roads were not invented then dumbass.

Are you from Africa because YOU GOT AIDS

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