What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

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Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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what did the captcha say to the homo sapien? frTrewQui NiolismTU

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A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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Q: What did Albert Einstein say to Adolf Hitler? A: They never talked. And if Albert Einstein did say something to Adolf Hitler, he would have died first.

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How do you get 100 babies into a bucket? With a blender. How do you get them out again? With Doritos.

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Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

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Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

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what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

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what is the difference between a boy scout and a jew? boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Water? I hardly know her.

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chirs

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What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

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Do you like apples? Yes

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roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

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Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

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if life throws you lemons you must be dyslexic

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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You know what's catchy? A cold

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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